🥛 Amul’s ₹1T Dream is Moo-ving Fast

Hahah! Still giggling at our title 🤭 Can you tell we’re very proud of the few jokes that actually land?

Anyway, good morning and welcome to your first sip of the week!

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While the world battles a tariff tempest, India is dodging the worst of it and looking for hidden opportunities. From milk powerhouses to tariff wars, booming metal demand to TikTok drama — here’s your hot cup of insight with a twist of fun.

☕️ Chai Shots

  • 🚗 Amul Aims for ₹1 Trillion Splash: The dairy juggernaut expects to cross the ₹1 trillion revenue milestone by FY26, driven by rising demand and a hyper-efficient model run by just 1,400 employees. GCMMF alone is targeting ₹75,000 crore this fiscal. More in the Big Brew ☕️

  • 🚫 Foreign Investors Pull Back Hard: Spooked by global trade fears, FPIs yanked out over ₹10,000 crore from Indian equities in just four sessions, reversing the positive flow seen in late March.

  • 💼 Swiggy in Tax Soup: The Maharashtra govt slapped Swiggy with a ₹7.59 crore demand over alleged professional tax lapses. The company plans to challenge it.

  • 🚨 Karnataka to Tax Platforms for Gig Welfare: A 5% levy on app-based platforms like Ola and Zomato is in the works to fund benefits for gig workers. This long-stalled bill—originally put on pause after pushback from tech giants—is now back on the table with full political backing. The state will also set up a Gig Workers’ Welfare Board, and the government itself will pitch in to the fund.

📈 Market Masala

  • 😮 Markets Feel the Heat: Sensex nosedived over 2,000 points and Nifty slid 615 last week as global trade tensions spooked investors. Volatility is here to stay.

  • 🌟 Top 10 Cos Lose Big: India’s largest listed companies bled nearly ₹2.94 lakh crore in value last week. TCS and Reliance took the biggest hits, while Bharti Airtel stood tall with a modest gain.

  • 📉 Metals Shine Bright at Home: Indian metal giants like Vedanta, Hindustan Zinc, and JSW Steel are doubling down on local growth. A 10%+ rise in steel demand and major infra push are keeping them bullish.

  • 🔢 Week Ahead Highlights: RBI policy, TCS earnings, global inflation cues, and continued tariff drama to guide market mood.

  • 📊 Women Bank Power Rising: Women now hold 39.2% of India’s bank accounts, with rural ownership hitting 42.2%! DEMAT participation and female-led startups are also seeing healthy growth, pointing to a more inclusive economy.

  • 🚀 Toymakers Eye American Playgrounds: With US tariffs slamming China and Vietnam, Indian toy firms are eyeing a big export boom. Domestic players are ramping up capacity, entering joint ventures with global brands, and locking in incentives from states like MP, Odisha, Karnataka, and Haryana.

🌍 Global Masala

  • 🇺🇸 Trump's Tariff Blitz Shakes Up World Trade: President Trump dropped a tariff bomb—blanket 10% duties on all imports and steeper ones on key nations—sending markets into a tailspin. In response, China fired back with a 34% levy on US goods, and global investors scrambled as recession fears reignited. Wall Street logged its worst week since 2020, with $5 trillion in market cap wiped out in just two days.

  • 🇨🇦 EU Gears Up for Counterstrike: The European Union isn’t sitting quietly. It’s drawing up a €28 billion retaliation list, targeting everything from bourbon and floss to Harley-Davidsons and orange juice. While countries like France are ready to go full-throttle, others like Germany are calling for cool-headed negotiations to avoid a full-blown trade war.

  • Oil Takes a Tumble: Brent crude slid to its lowest in four months after OPEC+ stunned markets by announcing a supply surge instead of tightening the taps. In response, Saudi Arabia slashed prices for Asian buyers, signaling a battle for market share. Energy stocks took a hit, and inflation forecasts are now getting a serious second look.

☕️ The Big Brew: Amul’s ₹1 Trillion Dream – One Drop at a Time

Amul is cooking up something big — and no, it's not just more butter. India’s dairy crown jewel is eyeing a milestone: ₹1 trillion in total revenue by FY26. Here's how the white revolution continues to charge ahead:

  • 🥛 ₹75,000 Cr from GCMMF: The Gujarat Co-operative Milk Marketing Federation (GCMMF), which markets Amul products, is targeting this figure alone in FY25.

  • 🧀 ₹25,000 Cr from District Unions: The 18 member unions that directly sell Amul products locally will add to the tally, pushing total Amul brand revenue close to ₹1 trillion.

  • 👥 Tiny Team, Massive Impact: Believe it or not, Amul runs this operation with a core operational team of just 1,400 employees — thanks to tech, efficiency, and laser-focused execution. This is of course, in addition to the 3.6 million+ milk producers

  • 🧑‍🌾 Built for Farmers, Loved by All: Amul's mission is crystal clear — pay farmers fairly, keep prices low for consumers. It's capitalism, desi-style.

  • 🌎 Now Serving the World: Already present in 50+ countries, Amul’s now milking global demand — including fresh launches in the US.

🚀 From village cooperatives to tech-powered dairy dominance, Amul’s journey is a masterclass in purpose-driven scale.

🌟 Startup Scoop

🤔 Chai Break Trivia

Did you know? The name "Amul" comes from the Sanskrit word Amulya, which means "priceless."

That’s fitting for a brand born out of a farmers’ movement in 1946 that turned India into the world’s top milk producer — all from humble village beginnings! 🥛✨

✨ What’s Brewing Next?

  • 🌐 April 9: RBI policy announcement

  • ✉️ TikTok’s Buyer: Decision deadline incoming

👋 That’s a Wrap!

That’s all for your Monday pour of Masala Chai! Markets may be frothy and tariffs tense, but there's always opportunity brewing — from policy shifts to student loan startups.

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